I'm not good at taking pictures of myself. If I were, more than half of my lips would be showing. OBV. Anyway, it's National Talk Like a Pirate Day, and apparently my Pirate Pete and Pirate Joe books are on some pirate-type website, WHICH IS AWESOME. I feel incredibly famous now, which is why I'm going around taking pictures of myself like I'm a damn Kardashian. Without a lower lip. No self-respecting Kardashian would forget to wear her lips in public. ALSO OBV.
Anyway. I am skyping with two schools in Iowa today, where I'll be speaking like a pirate to them. I love Iowa. Today Iowa is my favorite state.