I know. There's probably something REALLY wrong with my brain that I keep thinking this way. But whatever. I own it.
Meanwhile, I went on a bike ride today out on the Legacy trail, and along the way I decided to see if I could still ride a bike without holding onto the handlebars. And guess what. I DID. I was all LOOK, MOM! NO HANDS!
No matter what happens for the rest of the day, it'll have been a great weekend.