Friday, September 2, 2011

Why I Don't Delete My FB Account

Sometimes I think about deleting my FB account so I won't get sucked into the ether vortex any more than I already do. But frankly I like to stalk my children there, and sometimes I am rewarded for my efforts. To wit: a former neighbor--very lovely man with unfortunate taste in teams--posted that he was happy about the U's victory last night. Well! Low and behold! Look what he let himself in for!

Geoff Cannon ‎27-10 against an FCS team is grounds for a nice game these days? I thought the U was a Pac 12 team?
16 hours ago · Unlike · 2 people

Alec Cannon I thought Utah's fake punt while up 24-0 against an FCS team was really well executed.
14 hours ago · Unlike · 1 person

Dylan Cannon Hey, Utah did what only 3 FCS teams did last year! Give them some credit. And, Ted, I'll take the Phil Dunphy quote, so I give thumbs down to Utah but thumbs up to you
7 hours ago · Unlike · 2 people

Geoff Cannon Face it, Holt. You'll be taking abuse for Cannons all. day. long.
6 hours ago · Unlike · 2 people

Ann Cannon I'd like to point out I'M the one who made the above comment. I didn't realize I was on Geoff's fb account. Although I think I'll push the like button on my own brilliant comment.
6 hours ago · Unlike · 2 people

Ann Cannon Yeah. I meant FROM Cannons.
5 hours ago · Unlike · 2 people

(Name of neighbor redacted to protect his privacy and also to shield him from the consequences of the above-mentioned unfortunate tastes): I should have known I was opening up a can of Cannons with my comment. You're all just racist...or Uteist...I can't figure out which one. I, on the other hand don't see color, just BCS bowl wins and championships after 1984.
4 hours ago · Like

Alec Cannon I sometimes forget about those BCS wins. They get lost in all of those 3rd and 4th place finishes in the MWC. But I am sure you'll get tons of PAC-12 championships.
4 hours ago · Like

Alec Cannon Because Air Force and New Mexico aren't in the PAC-12 to beat you guys.
3 hours ago · Like · 1 person

4 comments:

Emily said...

Hmm. I wonder what it would be like to have so many sons.

Funny. Definitely funny. Girls are only funny in an--I'm laughing, but inside I'm crying--kind of way.

Chunks said...

Wow. So, I guess if you hate the Utes, then you're a racist. This is why every friend that I've ever had who was a Utah superfan is no longer a friend. Growing up in Ute country with a certain grandfather made this rivalry less about football and more about family a LONG time ago for us Cannon boys. Great post, Mom! Love ya!

LucindaF said...

Oh, I want to play the trash talk game. BTW, those Alec comments at the end about 3rd and 4th and New Mexico and Air Force were extra enjoyable.

My son asked me who I would want to win if Boise State played Utah. I said the best outcome would be an alien abduction of the stadium.

Bren had a jolly belly laugh when I told him the homeless U of U hat guy story.

Alyosha said...

I loved this. Read it out loud to my husband, then emailed it to my brother and brother-in-law.