I spent this morning helping with the Days of '47 children's parade. We wound up at the City and County Building where bottles of cold water awaited us. YAY FOR BOTTLES OF COLD WATER!
Anyway, a couple of boys started a water fight. They were laughing and dousing each other and I went, "Friends."
Then one of the boys chucked his bottle at the other boy's head. So the other boy chucked his bottle at the first boy's head. And then both boys started clubbing each other and one of them commenced with the crying part and I went, "Nope. Brothers."