Today I took the granddaughter to story time at the downtown library which was (yet again) AWESOME. Hats off, Salt Lake City Public Library!
Anyway. Today the kids made puppets based on Mo Willems' pig and elephants books. The kids colored Pig or Elephant faces, cut them out, glued them onto a paper bag and then selected a nose to glue on the puppet face.
So. The granddaughter followed the puppet procedure. And when it came time to the nose part, I said in a loud voice, "NOW PICK YOUR NOSE. PICK YOUR NOSE."
You understand today's headline now.