Sunday, February 5, 2012

Unfortunate food surprises

It looked like guacamole when I bought it as Smith's marketplace yesterday.
It's green.
It has spice things in it.
It's got the look and feel of a dip.
But when I just scooped it up with my chip and stuffed it into my epically willing face, it doesn't really taste like guacamole.
What is this? Faux Guac? Instant Guac along the lines of Instant Disgusting Potatoes?
I am disappointed beyond words.
I need therapy.
The end.

1 comment:

Claudia said...

Dear fellow guac lover, Always, always, always buy the fresh guacamole that comes in a double pack at Costco. It is inexpensive, tasty and fresh as anything and freezes beautifully for days like today when you need to pull it out for emergencies. If I lived in your neck of the woods I'd totally bring some over. I'm loving your SB commentary. Keep 'em comin:)