In this chapter I will discuss the Epic Bike Accident when I was six years old which led to the Epic Infection that went systemic and attacked my Epic Kidneys, thus forcing me into the hospital and later into my bed for an Epic Seven Months--during which time I did not cavort much with other human beings.
Everything about me and my life changed after this illness. It's probably why I grew up bookish and became a writer.
I know! Turning Point!