. . . buying glasses is that if you're as blind as I am, you can't really see what you look like when you try on new frames at the glasses store. BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND. You get the general idea peering at your blurry reflection in the mirror. But still.
Anyway. I decided I wanted my new frames to be kinda fun and funky, so I went to the glasses store, found a pair of red round rims and said to the optometrist "Sign me up." The new glasses arrived yesterday and okay. This is who I look like.
1. Linda Hunt
2. Myron Noodleman (google his name and you'll get the idea)
3. Possibly Al Franken
Also, I look mildly cross-eyed now and I'm all YES! I LOVE IT WHEN I LOOK CROSS-EYED. Who doesn't?
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I bet you look pretty great and in no way like Mr. Noodleman OR Al Franken, because you're cute like that. And, it must be said, quite a bit taller than Linda Hunt. Can't wait to see 'em! and you!
Al Franken is adorable. And so are you. Off to google Noodleman now.
Cross-eyed chics always pull the hotties. You red-rimmed vixen, you.
(p.s. wearing contacts to buy glasses is a good idea. I'm just saying.)
Do you ever wonder if the people at google are all sitting around in their offices going "holy crap 8 million people just googled Myron Noodleman! What's going on out there in Utah? Nobody EVER googles Myron!" I bet they are.
Maybe you look like a blonde Edna. Go here to check it out:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-C_ejcKBFWo/SGsjbyqJaiI/AAAAAAAADIQ/Ehl7UdFn_YI/s400/Edna.jpg
What do you think? rbs
I hear you! I've had to squint and get even closer to the mirror to see how I look in those glasses.
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