Sunday, March 7, 2010

Red Carpet Stuff

Miley Cyrus looks kinda . . . matronly? Her mom, on the other hand, has wings tattooed on her shoulder blades.

YIKES!!!! SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS WEARING MY MOTHER'S OLD SKI HAT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! AND ALSO SHE'S WEARING MY MOM'S OLD SATIN SHEET (with some jewels attached) AS A DRESS.

Poor Matthew Broderick. Ryan Seacrest just cut him off in the middle of a sentence. And now we can't even see his face because Ryan is in the way talking to SJP's hairdo.

GEORGE CLOONEY SIGHTING! He's so cute. ( But I think he needs a haircut.)

Really? Kathryn Bigelow is 60? I think that's what my son told me.

Ew. Charlize Theron looks like she's wearing a pink bra on the outside of her dress. I myself used to try on bras over my shirt in the seventh grade because I was too embarrassed to get undressed at JCPenney's. But somehow I think we should all hold Charlize to a higher standard than this.

3 comments:

Andria said...

Your comments are certainly more interesting than the Oscars. Especially since I have seen any of the movies that have been nominated for anything this year. I'll be back in a few minutes to read some more.

Amy Jo said...

I agree with Andria. I'd much rather read your blog comments than watch it on TV.

Emma said...

The Hair was atrocious! It was larger than her face and looked like it might pull her over. Fake hair is just not always a good idea!