Miley Cyrus looks kinda . . . matronly? Her mom, on the other hand, has wings tattooed on her shoulder blades.
YIKES!!!! SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS WEARING MY MOTHER'S OLD SKI HAT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! AND ALSO SHE'S WEARING MY MOM'S OLD SATIN SHEET (with some jewels attached) AS A DRESS.
Poor Matthew Broderick. Ryan Seacrest just cut him off in the middle of a sentence. And now we can't even see his face because Ryan is in the way talking to SJP's hairdo.
GEORGE CLOONEY SIGHTING! He's so cute. ( But I think he needs a haircut.)
Really? Kathryn Bigelow is 60? I think that's what my son told me.
Ew. Charlize Theron looks like she's wearing a pink bra on the outside of her dress. I myself used to try on bras over my shirt in the seventh grade because I was too embarrassed to get undressed at JCPenney's. But somehow I think we should all hold Charlize to a higher standard than this.