I'm talking about the TRQ and me. We were trying to set up a lunch date. She was at home, and I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car while Alec drove. Here's how our conversation went.
ME: What are your days like next week?
TRQ: Open every day except Wednesday. Appointment.
ME: Sounds good. I'll look at my calendar.
TRQ: Who's driving? xoxox
TRQ: HAHAHAHAHA. Please tell me it isn't so.
ME: Don't worry. I am only going five miles over the speed limit.
TRQ: (after a long, long, long pause) Smart ass.