The way my brain works

So yesterday I went to see TOTAL RECALL with my boys--a movie I'd heard nothing about.  And the whole time I'm thinking, "That guy looks like Colin Farrell.  In fact, he looks a LOT like Colin Farrell.  I wonder who he is?"

And, of course, it turned out to be--wait for it--Colin Farrell.

It just never occurred to me that Colin Farrell could be running around all buff and six-pack-y looking in a wife-beater, duking it out with Kate Beckinsale on the big screen while enduring dewey-eyed looks from that extremely annoying Jessica Biel.  Not once.  But I certainly thought someone who looked just like him could . . .