Friday, January 15, 2010

when you have just one hand

putting on panty hose is hard

but then i go JIM ABBOTT PITCHED NINE INNINGS WITH ONE HAND

So then i go stop your damn whining and put on your damn panty hose

you can bet jim abbott wouldn't be whining if he were putting on panty hose

6 comments:

SWILUA said...

Actually, I think he would whine about the pantyhose.

Also, I would whine even with two hands.

Amy said...

I agree with Kerry. I don't know any men who wouldn't whine about panty hose. And really only one woman who doesn't whine about them.

Why doesn't my mother whine? She must have a secret.

wjmom said...

EVERYONE and ANYONE would whine about pantyhose, no matter how many hands they have! Except Amy's mom, apparently.

Whine away, my one-handed friend.

Randi said...

He not only threw 9 innings, he threw a no-hitter. How does that make you feel?

LucindaF said...

How come your post is like 3 sentences and I love it?

Oh yeah, because you're one of the most amazing women I have ever had the privilege to call friend.

And girl, those legs don't need pantyhose. Flaunt it baby!

Lisa B. said...

Pantyhose are contraindicated when you have just one hand. I encourage you to wear sweatpants, preferably clean ones, to all occasions that might require sheer legwear. It's basically the same thing, but warmer.