putting on panty hose is hard
but then i go JIM ABBOTT PITCHED NINE INNINGS WITH ONE HAND
So then i go stop your damn whining and put on your damn panty hose
you can bet jim abbott wouldn't be whining if he were putting on panty hose
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Actually, I think he would whine about the pantyhose.
Also, I would whine even with two hands.
I agree with Kerry. I don't know any men who wouldn't whine about panty hose. And really only one woman who doesn't whine about them.
Why doesn't my mother whine? She must have a secret.
EVERYONE and ANYONE would whine about pantyhose, no matter how many hands they have! Except Amy's mom, apparently.
Whine away, my one-handed friend.
He not only threw 9 innings, he threw a no-hitter. How does that make you feel?
How come your post is like 3 sentences and I love it?
Oh yeah, because you're one of the most amazing women I have ever had the privilege to call friend.
And girl, those legs don't need pantyhose. Flaunt it baby!
Pantyhose are contraindicated when you have just one hand. I encourage you to wear sweatpants, preferably clean ones, to all occasions that might require sheer legwear. It's basically the same thing, but warmer.
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