Saturday, November 5, 2016

Thanksgiving jokes

So my friend Rick Walton taught me how to write Laffy Taffy jokes.  In honor of Rick, let us all commence.

What is Thanksgiving Turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!

What did one Thanksgiving Turkey say to the other Thanksgiving Turkey?
"I'm stuffed!  How about you?"

What does Thanksgiving Turkey call the refrigerator?
The DRESSING room!


2 comments:

radagast said...

Which turkey bone does the genie like best? The wish bone.
Which football game do the guys like to watch on Thanksgiving? The one that's on when it's time to do the dishes.
Which piece of turkey does Ringo Starr like best? The drumstick.
What's my favorite weapon against S.A.D.? The Ann Cannon.

Tommy Edwards said...

What are stuck up turkeys called?
Snood-y