So this afternoon Doni and I celebrated her birthday by having massages at the Kura Door which is a very swanky uptown spa here in the Aves. Everything there is super classy and nice-smelling and designed to pamper the client, which is why there were free almonds and figs just lying around for us to eat, I'm assuming.
Anyway. I was so taken by the place--I don't live in the lap of that kind of luxury--that I was tempted to start stuffing all those free almonds and figs in my robe pockets to take home with me, which means I would also have to steal the robe while I was at it.
Honestly, I could have entitled my afternoon "Ellie May Clampett Has a Spa Day."