Overtime I check in with you (which is more often than I care to admit) I notice that over there where I am supposed to share personal info, you've got a little note saying, "I know. I'm too old for this."
Just so you know, Facebook, I understand what you're trying to do. You're trying to make me go, "But I'm NOT too old. Look at me! I'm young! For my age! See how young I am? I'M ON FACEBOOK!"
So, FYI, Facebook. Only old people are on Facebook except, of course, some of my kids who are on there to taunt other family members. Especially when those other family members are being sincere.
So get over it, Facebook. I'm on to you.
Someone who's old