My grandbaby's dad just called with this question.
Son: What's your life motto, Mom?
Me: "I work hard to remember everything in my life by what I was eating at the time."
Son: That's not the motto I was thinking of. What else?
Me: "Everything tastes better with bacon on it."
Son: YES! That's the one.
And then he preceded to tell me that Voodoo Doughnuts has just opened shop in Eugene (my grandbaby's home) and that they serve a maple bar WITH BACON ON IT.
As if a baby weren't enough to put me on the Oregon Trail . . .