Thursday, July 29, 2010

The happiest place on earth . . .

. . . isn't D-land. It's Eugene! Why? Because random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"

This happened to me and my daughter-in-law yesterday. Naturally I said OF COURSE! Who doesn't love it when random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"

So here's the joke: "Why do mermaids wear seashells?"
ANSWER: "Because the D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG!"

You're welcome.

7 comments:

Amy said...

That's it. I'm moving.

Lisa B. said...

Wow.

wjmom said...

I wanna come to Eugene!

BBB said...

I wanna come to Eugene too.

LucindaF said...

Maybe this stranger was checking out your mermaid assets. Mildly naughty Eugeniens.

Donna said...

With this example I asked a total stranger if they wanted to hear a joke. They declined and I was subsequently ushered out of the bathroom at Nordstroms.
Where did I go wrong? If it works in Eugene why not here?

Jenny said...

Bacon doughnuts and random jokers. I'm SO there!