. . . isn't D-land. It's Eugene! Why? Because random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"
This happened to me and my daughter-in-law yesterday. Naturally I said OF COURSE! Who doesn't love it when random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"
So here's the joke: "Why do mermaids wear seashells?"
ANSWER: "Because the D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG!"
You're welcome.
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That's it. I'm moving.
Wow.
I wanna come to Eugene!
I wanna come to Eugene too.
Maybe this stranger was checking out your mermaid assets. Mildly naughty Eugeniens.
With this example I asked a total stranger if they wanted to hear a joke. They declined and I was subsequently ushered out of the bathroom at Nordstroms.
Where did I go wrong? If it works in Eugene why not here?
Bacon doughnuts and random jokers. I'm SO there!
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