When people think you're carrying an assault weapon instead . . .
Lockdown lifted. Police news conference underway. Gunman actually guilty of carrying an umbrella.
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
(BTW it's good to see ECU has a good emergency response system in place. Props to ECU.)
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We had a gunman on campus Wednesday night. Someone told me that the guy had been spotted an hour and a half before the text message emergency alert went out. That didn't seem timely to me. I'm glad I was safely at home, not living in the dorms.
Srsly? the gun was a brolly? GET. OUT.
ECU: befogged and bambozzled by a bumpershoot. (Lisa B already stole brolly.)
When I leave work to walk to the parking lot (one block down State Street, downtown SLC) and it's dark outside, I wield an umbrella like I could do you some serious damage with it. Didn't know it could get me arrested, though.
This is a good reason to buy a red umbrella.
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