A coworker at the bookstore shared a Facebook meme that tells you to take the last text you sent and turn it into a campaign slogan.
Hers was something about taking out a video game character while wearing her underwear. Another's was "Happy anniversary." Mine was "I won't be home until 7:00. Hopefully the dogs won't destroy the house."
Ever since then I've been trying to turn that into a campaign slogan.
AMERICA! I WON'T BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL 7:00! IT'S UP TO YOU TO NOT LET THE DOGS DESTROY THE WHITE HOUSE! THANK YOU, AMERICA!
I don't know. Too many words?
What was your last text?