On April Fool's Day, actually. And on that day she was so scary. SO SCARY.
I've written about this before, I know, but seriously if you had a mother who put dry dog food in your shoes and salt in the sugar bowl and green food coloring in your orange juice so that you thought you were drinking peas before you limped off to school (with dry dog food in your shoes), you would suffer from PSTD on April Fool's Day, too.
I will spend the rest of the day avoiding phone calls from my mother, y'all.