. . . for raising my consciousness and increasing my awareness last night. Because I would never do that on my own.
Gah. What a dreary, self-important bloated event that was! The irony is that my politics are definitely progressive. But guess what. I seriously resent being lectured to. I also want my Oscars to be a party, not a rally.
And if I never EVER see gravity-defying breasts I'll be happy.