6. Walking barefoot on Utah grass.
The other day at the library my granddaughter told me to go behind a chair so she didn't have to look at me. I KNOW!
Actually, this was much less Snotty Dotty than it sounds. She just wanted to be a teenager at the library w/o a grandmother watching over her.
Anyway. I was telling my walking friends this story and they all laughed. And then after they all laughed, they all said, "You don't know how to deal with girls, do you?" And it occurred to me right then and there that I don't.
I'm like a guy in a man cave, playing video games, drinking Mountain Dew, eating Doritoes and listening to sports podcasts in this respect. I am mystified by the girls.