I teach Primary on Sundays, and it's a good place for me because as anybody who has spent any time with me knows, I am pretty much a ten year-old boy at heart.
However, I'm wondering if I need a break. I offer this little story as evidence.
Yesterday I taught the story about Jesus and the Ten Lepers (NOT LEOPARDS, KIDS! GET IT RIGHT!) and we did a little impromptu dramatization. They dictated a script to me and I wrote it down, then made copies for them.
When I handed them the copies they complained that they couldn't read my handwriting. They were all, "Your handwriting sucks, Teacher." And in my heart I was all, "My handwriting sucks? Well YOU suck."
And then in my heart I went even further. "How much do you suck? You guys can't even drive. You have to get your moms to drive you to soccer practice."
And then in my heart I thought, "Yup, Ann. You're officially crazytown now."