1. If somebody would deliver a hamburger to me right now--like, literally bring it to me in my bed--where would I want it to be from? Crown Burger or In-N-Out?
2. Why don't I care about this Royal Wedding AT ALL when I certainly cared about Charles and Diana and sort of cared about Kate and Wills?
3. Why is NCIS Los Angeles still on TV?
4. Why does L.L. Cool J look exactly the same after all these years?
5. Also, is L.L. Cool J still a Republican? Because I think he used to be.
6. Why did I decide having three dogs was a good idea?
7. If my Marco Polo app says someone is talking to me, does that mean they're really talking to me? Or is someone just making a video and Marco Polo wants to trick me into thinking real people are talking to me?
8. Why isn't there any Dr Pepper in the Smith's Express down the street from me? I've been there three days in a row now and no one has restocked the cooler OR the shelves.
9. When did I decide to start buying gnomes and putting them on my front porch like a crazy old cat lady? Am I actually a crazy old cat lady?
10. Why are there so many steamy TV shows set in hospitals? Seriously, the LAST PLACE on earth I'd want to start full-on kissing a guy would be in a hospital.
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2 comments:
I'm going to say Crown Burger. And I love you, gnome-atter what.
That last one made me laugh out loud and made my day!!!! So true!
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