One of my boys told me that whenever anybody got hurt in our house I'd say "Oh, just rub some dirt on it and get back in the game."
I don't think this is true. I have no memory of saying anything like that.
But I wish I had.
I actually think this is an awesome approach to life--one I ought to follow myself. So I'm gonna stitch it on a pillow, put that pillow on my couch, then go outside and rub some dirt on myself.