Over the years we've encountered all kinds of things on our early morning walks down South Temple, including men with pants issues. As in they can't keep them on. But today we saw a guy with no pants at all. Instead he was wearing a hospital blanket held up with a leather belt, and he was carrying a catheter. The weird thing about this is that he was also wearing a nice dress shirt and he'd combed his hair.
So it was hard to tell exactly what was going on.
I said hello. I always say hello to people carrying catheters on South Temple. But he didn't respond. He just kept right on walking past us with a scowl on his face as though he was saying, damn. I didn't expect to run into people while not wearing pants this morning on South Temple.
We didn't know what to do. Check in with the various hospitals nearby to see if someone has gone missing this morning? Ask if he needed help?
But instead we just walked on by. Marveling.