So Ken Cannon, wearing his Cubs hat, and I went tree shopping today. As we checked out, one of the tree guys saw Ken Cannon and started shouting SOX! SOX! SOX! You know. As in the other Chicago team, i.e. the White Sox.
We laughed. Hahahahahahaha. And then the tree guy went "DA BEARS!" So then Ken Cannon said, "I like the Bears," at which point the tree guy started shouting "PACKERS! PACKERS! PACKERS!" who, of course, are the Bears' arch rivals.
As we walked to our car I said to my husband, "That guy could be a Cannon."
Cannons all have a touch of Oppositional Defiance Disorder, which is why we all love them so.