Friday, October 30, 2015

How my brother and I entertain ourselves

We write Laffy Taffy holiday jokes.

Halloween Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-frickety Who?
Book-frickety-hoo!  I was raised by frickin’ Belgians!

What did the boy Cyclops say to the girl Cyclops?
I’ve got my eye on you!

What is the Cyclops’ favorite TV station?

What is a ghost’s favorite bird? 
The blue-footed BOO-by.

What did the boy pirate ghost say to the girl pirate ghost?
Nice BOO-ty!

What kind of drive does Dracula like to go on?
A blood drive!

What is this year's scariest movie?
Mr. Trump Goes to Washington!


Megan Goates said...

My nephew just told me this joke:
Q: "What kinds of shoes do kidnappers wear?"
A: "vans"

Paige said...

I need to try these out on my kids for you and let you know the response.
I like Megan's nephew's joke. :)