Here's a text thread I just had with my friend about attending a certain lecture together.
ME: I have to be in Provo covering an event for the paper. Are you wanting to go, too?
HER: Yes. I'm hoping to go.
ME: Good! Let's hang out!!
HER: Awesome blossom!
ME: I can drive if you'd like to ho together.
Please notice that last sentence. Yes. I accidentally said "ho" instead of "go." I hope the visual of two middle-aged Mormon ladies ho-ing in Provo amuses you as much as it does me.