SON: When you're done call me and I'll pick you up.
ME: Meeting still going.
SON: No worries. Just text me when you're done.
(An hour later)
WHAT I MEANT TO TEXT: I'm walking up the south side of South Temple right now.
WHAT I ACTUALLY TEXTED: I'm waking up souhvfufd of south tmpme now.
SON: In English.