The Sunbeam teachers didn't show up for Primary today, so the president, Steph, and I took the class of 3-4 year olds, and improvised.
One of the things we did was to sing "Once There Was a Snowman." You know how it goes . . .
Once there was a snowman, snowman, snowman,
Once there was a snowman--tall, tall, tall!
In the sun he melted, melted, melted,
In the sun he melted--small, small, small!
Awesome! I can hear you singing from here! Anyway, half-way through one of the "melteds," two little boys in the class started singing, "In the sun he mel-POOED, mel-POOED, mel-POOED." And then they collapsed in helpless laughter.
And seriously? I wanted to, too.