Thursday, December 1, 2011

Another new goal for 2012

I've decided I want to be a badass like all those female cops you see on TV these days. It looks kind of fun. Also empowering!

Discuss amongst yourself and then please offer how-to-be-a-badass tips so I can fake it until I make it. Thank you and have a good day.

11 comments:

Kamp Kyburz said...

You could start the legitimacy with a concealed weapons permit!

Becca said...

Something about unflattering pants...

Lisa B. said...

I do hope you are watching The Closer. There are two badass female cops on that show, and as far as I can tell the thing they share in common is a tractor beam on the truth. They can get it out, or figure it out, better than anyone else in the room. Or the whole station, or even the whole city of Los Angeles. So I would say practice your truth-detecting moves. Also, Brenda Lee Johnson has an enormous black purse and eats a lot of candy.

shelley said...

That's so funny! Whenever I see a badass femme on tv, I turn to Trev and say, "Aren't we past that, yet? Seriously." I get annoyed with those women who are shouting and kicking with pointy heels and diving across interrogation tables, truth be told. I don't know if its just unconvincing, or I feel like its been done to death. I do like Evelyn Salt. But that one chick on NBC's scary girl-cop show bugs me every commercial break.

wjmom said...

Ann, you could pull it off. Me? Not so much. Therefore, my 2012 goal is to be a little more lady-like. I could pull that off, if I cleaned up my vocabulary a leetle bit.

thesixthseason said...

Don a tank top, dye your hair red, grow a foot, pout your lips, and develop total recall so that you can duplicate yourself while walking slo-mo through the crime seen.

You'd be UNFORGETTABLE! =) rbs

thesixthseason said...

I mean crime SCENE! Grrrr. Grammar Gods, where were you?????

Maybe "Word Verification" creations are ruining my spelling???

James said...

You could wear a fedora, smoke unfiltereds, and tawk like ya from brooklyn. It seems to be working for Maria Bello.

Louise Plummer said...

Chew gum and show that cleavage!

Mystery Girl said...

Learn to run in four inch heels. I know, I know I can't do it either.

Q said...

I'd say get a pair of aviators and a leather jacket. And stop being so damn nice, and then you'll be good to go!