Unreasonable Disliking

I'm not sure where or how or why this all started, but I kinda hate Denver. Maybe it's because Denver is always portrayed as looking like what Salt Lake actually looks like or maybe it's because Denver thinks it's way more awesome than Salt Lake is or maybe it's because I hate the way Fox Idiot Sports always assumes I want to watch The Rockies in the summer.

Which I don't.

But the deal is this: I'm just not a Denver fan. So you can probably understand why I'm not happy with my boy Peyton Manning's decision to pack his bags and give Tim ("let's have another freaking public word of prayer in front of the whole world")Tebow a holy run for his money.

Oh, Peyton. Why?