So far

I think Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are actually . . . really funny. Like this is making me laugh in the way that Billy Crystal used to when he hosted the show.

I like that Jeff Bridges' wife looks like she's about his age. Don't you?

Yeah. Penelope Cruz looks beautiful. Red is such a great color.

I think Matt Damon should win the oscar because he sounds so South African, the way he says "distiny" instead of "destiny." Like I was totally convinced.

Oh. Wait a minute. I want Captain Von Trapp to win.