So I had an emergency root canal this morning (good times!) and wow.
Let it be said that I love my dentist. He's a friend! And a dentist! And it was awesomeness all around how he worked me into his schedule today because I had an angry tooth that just kept yelling at me.
But. Root canals. Ugh.
By the time I was lying upside down with a rubber shield over my facial parts, I felt like I had wandered onto the set of Fifty Shades.
In other news, while I was waiting for my dentist, I read a story in People called "Khloe Kardashian Breaks Her Silence." And I was all WHEN WAS SHE EVER QUIET?