1. Why I still feel so busy even though all my kids are gone and I don't have three paper routes anymore--
2. What the hell Mayor Becker had in mind when he did that crazy stuff on Third South.
"Progressive" does not have to equal "noodles for brains"--
3. Who MSNBC thinks they're reaching with their youth-oriented programs (Ronan Farrow, The Cycle, etc.) in the middle of the day. HEY, MSNBC! ONLY OLD LADIES FOLDING LAUNDRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ARE WATCHING! LIKE ME!
Feel free to add to my grumpy list.