Another reason why I love my mother, aka the rodeo queen

She sends me e-mails with topic headings such as "What Religion is Your Bra?" (Answer: Catholic if it supports the masses, Salvation Army if it lifts the fallen, and Baptist if it makes mountains out of molehills.)

You're welcome.

Actually, I'd like to write a desnews column about how having a parent over the age of 75 means you're going to get 20 forwarded e-mails a day. But I think that's an idea I'll just keep to myself.