1. Why is that woman who used to be a girl in "Full House" in all of these movies?
2. Why are the women in these movies always more attractive than the supposedly attractive men?
3. Why do all these people almost look like someone who's famous?
4. Why does the light in these movies look like summer light instead of winter light?
5. Why am I watching the Hallmark Channel instead of the Texans/Titans game on ESPN?
6. Why don't I ever care about expansion teams like the Texans?
7. Why am I watching the Hallmark Channel instead of writing an "Ask Ann Cannon" column?
8. Why did I just eat another chocolate-covered caramel?
9. Why weren't the four caramels I ate before that one enough?
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Read everything you can about JJ Watts and you will love the Texans just like me....he is awesome and the reason the Texans rock...I have surrendered to the Hallmark channel, it isn’t anything but solace to my anxiety...
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