I like the way they just introduced all the best actors and actors (formerly known as actresses). That was kind of nice. And I have to say I dig the set.
Who knew that Doogie Howser sings? Is he on tune, though, strictly speaking? Please advise, those of you who are musical? Thank you.
I like the Vegas-y feel. Yes I do.
Oh, good. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin just arrived. And so far . . . I'm charmed.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Ads
Can I just say how much I hate that ad with all the Victoria Secret models going "I love my body" like this is some big empowering thing. Dollfaces. EVERYONE loves your bodies. And there's nothing magic about your underwear. Putting it on THIS body won't make it look like YOUR bodies.
Oh. Let's see if Cameron Diaz remembered to comb her hair this year.
Yes! She did!
Memo to Ryan Seacrest: Stop interrupting your guests. We want to hear them, not you. (Except we don't really want to hear them either. Time to turn down the sound again.)
Oh. Let's see if Cameron Diaz remembered to comb her hair this year.
Yes! She did!
Memo to Ryan Seacrest: Stop interrupting your guests. We want to hear them, not you. (Except we don't really want to hear them either. Time to turn down the sound again.)
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Meryl Streep looks so so so pretty in all that white. High-five, Meryl!
I'm guessing everyone is wearing Spanx, right? Even Ryan Seacrest. Especially Ryan Seacrest.
Oh. Just caught sight of Kate Winslet who is looking really . . . thin. And mermaidy. What a transformation she's undergone since her early slightly lushly overweight days on screen. I kinda miss the old Kate, actually. She looked so beautiful in a real woman way. Now she looks beautiful in a Hollywood-y way. At least her hair looks natural this year. Last year she looked like she was wearing a hair helmet.
Yes. I know. IT'S JUST SO SAD THAT I REMEMBER HOW KATE WINSLET WORE HER HAIR LAST YEAR.
Okay, Miley Cyrus. Apparently my mother needs to tell you to THROW YOUR SHOULDERS BACK and also to STAND UP STRAIGHT. Not that I ever listened.
I'm guessing everyone is wearing Spanx, right? Even Ryan Seacrest. Especially Ryan Seacrest.
Oh. Just caught sight of Kate Winslet who is looking really . . . thin. And mermaidy. What a transformation she's undergone since her early slightly lushly overweight days on screen. I kinda miss the old Kate, actually. She looked so beautiful in a real woman way. Now she looks beautiful in a Hollywood-y way. At least her hair looks natural this year. Last year she looked like she was wearing a hair helmet.
Yes. I know. IT'S JUST SO SAD THAT I REMEMBER HOW KATE WINSLET WORE HER HAIR LAST YEAR.
Okay, Miley Cyrus. Apparently my mother needs to tell you to THROW YOUR SHOULDERS BACK and also to STAND UP STRAIGHT. Not that I ever listened.
Red Carpet Redux
Keanu Reeves looks like he's getting ready to do a guest turn on "My Name is Earl" with all that facial hair. Someone hurry and tell Keanu that Earl's been cancelled! Which makes me so sad!
Oh, and I meant to say that pink looks very lovely on the Queen.
What about it? Do you like the single strappy thing? Please advise.
Crap. I'm already out of licorice. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Oh, and I meant to say that pink looks very lovely on the Queen.
What about it? Do you like the single strappy thing? Please advise.
Crap. I'm already out of licorice. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Red Carpet Stuff
Miley Cyrus looks kinda . . . matronly? Her mom, on the other hand, has wings tattooed on her shoulder blades.
YIKES!!!! SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS WEARING MY MOTHER'S OLD SKI HAT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! AND ALSO SHE'S WEARING MY MOM'S OLD SATIN SHEET (with some jewels attached) AS A DRESS.
Poor Matthew Broderick. Ryan Seacrest just cut him off in the middle of a sentence. And now we can't even see his face because Ryan is in the way talking to SJP's hairdo.
GEORGE CLOONEY SIGHTING! He's so cute. ( But I think he needs a haircut.)
Really? Kathryn Bigelow is 60? I think that's what my son told me.
Ew. Charlize Theron looks like she's wearing a pink bra on the outside of her dress. I myself used to try on bras over my shirt in the seventh grade because I was too embarrassed to get undressed at JCPenney's. But somehow I think we should all hold Charlize to a higher standard than this.
YIKES!!!! SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS WEARING MY MOTHER'S OLD SKI HAT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! AND ALSO SHE'S WEARING MY MOM'S OLD SATIN SHEET (with some jewels attached) AS A DRESS.
Poor Matthew Broderick. Ryan Seacrest just cut him off in the middle of a sentence. And now we can't even see his face because Ryan is in the way talking to SJP's hairdo.
GEORGE CLOONEY SIGHTING! He's so cute. ( But I think he needs a haircut.)
Really? Kathryn Bigelow is 60? I think that's what my son told me.
Ew. Charlize Theron looks like she's wearing a pink bra on the outside of her dress. I myself used to try on bras over my shirt in the seventh grade because I was too embarrassed to get undressed at JCPenney's. But somehow I think we should all hold Charlize to a higher standard than this.
Live! From the Oscars!
So I just turned on "E" and saw Ryan Seacrest interview Sigourney Weaver and wow! She's twice as big as he is. It's official! Sigourney Weaver = My Favorite Giantess!
He's talking to Diane Kruger now. Apparently she borrowed part of Bjork's swan dress.
Did anyone see "Blind Side"? I'm guessing Sandra Bullock was fab. But here's why I didn't see it. Because her character looked like Kathy Lee Gifford.
Faith Hill. Wearing black. Slit up to there. Fancy panty hose.
Who knew that Amanda Seyfriend and Jodie Foster look so much alike?
Actually, I just turned the sound down so I don't have to listen to actors talk without scripts. Listening to actors talk without scripts is often v. depressing.
MEMO TO RACHEL MCADAMS: Doll. You're so much more beautiful as a brunette.
Wow! Jake Gyllenhal isn't that much taller than Ryan Seacrest. This means My Favorite Giantess Sigourney Weaver would tower over him, too!
I know. It's sad that I know who all these people are. And that I have opinions.
More shortly.
He's talking to Diane Kruger now. Apparently she borrowed part of Bjork's swan dress.
Did anyone see "Blind Side"? I'm guessing Sandra Bullock was fab. But here's why I didn't see it. Because her character looked like Kathy Lee Gifford.
Faith Hill. Wearing black. Slit up to there. Fancy panty hose.
Who knew that Amanda Seyfriend and Jodie Foster look so much alike?
Actually, I just turned the sound down so I don't have to listen to actors talk without scripts. Listening to actors talk without scripts is often v. depressing.
MEMO TO RACHEL MCADAMS: Doll. You're so much more beautiful as a brunette.
Wow! Jake Gyllenhal isn't that much taller than Ryan Seacrest. This means My Favorite Giantess Sigourney Weaver would tower over him, too!
I know. It's sad that I know who all these people are. And that I have opinions.
More shortly.
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