SHUT UP, SEAN PENN!

Please. Please. I beg you.

I'm guessing

that a memo went out to everybody involved with "Precious." It went like this: WEAR BLUE.

All of them are wearing blue. Did you notice? Are you still watching?

Because this show has gone on for a long, long, long, long time.

Just realized

I AM going to have to hear Sean Penn, after all. Bleh. I hope he remembers this night isn't about HIM.

Finally

Best Actor and Best Actor Awards--I do like this format, where co-stars get to say something about the nominees. I just really hope I don't have to hear Sean Penn say something tonight.

OR for the rest of my life.

M-m-m-m-m-m

Mango licorice.

my thumb . . .

. . . is getting tired. Time for the oscars to be over.

Taratino's Spanish accent sounds like Peggy Hill's.

This is what I have to say

I. Never. Want. To. Watch. Interpetive. Dance. Again.