Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Donuts according to the Coach

Yesterday I told Dad that Mrs. Backer's Bakery makes a really good pumpkin donut.

A look of disbelief mingled with horror spread across his face.

"Wait.  Did you say pumpkin?"

"Yes.  'Tis the season for pumpkins."

More horror on the face.  Also disgust.

"Listen.  If I want a donut, I want a DONUT."

Said the man who always orders vanilla ice cream.

6 comments:

  1. hahahaha. I will the eat the Coach's pumpkin donut.

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  2. I have to say, I'm kind of on the Coach's side here. I have been making some excellent pumpkin soup/stew things, and I have my eye on a great pumpkin pie recipe (chocolate crust? maple glazed?), but doughnuts? I don't know.

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  3. I knew I liked that man. A purist. Keep your vegetables (fruits?) away from my doughnuts, dude.

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  4. Bahahahaha
    My second favorite coach story after the time he said you forgot your pants.

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  5. And now I can't find that story. I swear it was you and the coach and you met him for lunch and he was concerned about leggings.

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  6. This is why I LOVE your blog. Great advice and excellent writing!

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