. . . isn't D-land. It's Eugene! Why? Because random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"
This happened to me and my daughter-in-law yesterday. Naturally I said OF COURSE! Who doesn't love it when random citizens come up to you and say, "Hey, Lady, would you like to hear a joke?"
So here's the joke: "Why do mermaids wear seashells?"
ANSWER: "Because the D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG!"
You're welcome.
That's it. I'm moving.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteI wanna come to Eugene!
ReplyDeleteI wanna come to Eugene too.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this stranger was checking out your mermaid assets. Mildly naughty Eugeniens.
ReplyDeleteWith this example I asked a total stranger if they wanted to hear a joke. They declined and I was subsequently ushered out of the bathroom at Nordstroms.
ReplyDeleteWhere did I go wrong? If it works in Eugene why not here?
Bacon doughnuts and random jokers. I'm SO there!
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