The funny thing is that five minutes before I got pulled over on Saturday, I was wracking (is that the word I want? Is it spelled that way?) my brain for a column idea. Oh, Universe. You're such a joker.
I saw the dreamiest police officer the other day. Dreamier than any Firefighter ever. So dreamy, I couldn't answer his questions because I was totally lost in his eyes. Totally.
and lo, I did laugh about that glove compartment. whee! very good. love this column so very very much.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites. Well played!
ReplyDeleteLoved the list of glove compartment contents. Thanks for the tips.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I laughed pretty hard at the firemen are cuter than cops comment. And isn't that what glove compartments are for?
ReplyDeleteI saw the dreamiest police officer the other day. Dreamier than any Firefighter ever. So dreamy, I couldn't answer his questions because I was totally lost in his eyes. Totally.
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh, as always!