Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Here's What I Learned Today from TRQ

TRQ:  Did you hear about the poisonous spiders?

ME:  Which ones?

TRQ:  The ones that hide beneath the toilet seats on airplanes.

ME:  There are spiders on airplanes now?

TRQ:  Yes.  And when you sit down they bite you right there on your bottom.

ME:  Ouch.

TRQ:  Yes.  And then you die.


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4 comments:

  1. AmeliaOctober 17, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    For some reason this story gave me enormous amounts of cheer.

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  2. JamesOctober 17, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    All this time I was paranoid about Snakes On The Plane when I really should have been worried about toilet spiders nibbling at my bum.

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  3. Lisa B.October 17, 2012 at 7:43 PM

    Damn hell. And I have to get on an airplane next week.

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  4. Philsy COctober 27, 2012 at 12:05 AM

    "And then you die."

    I love TRQ's golden teaching moments. This may be the best one of all.

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