She sends me e-mails with topic headings such as "What Religion is Your Bra?" (Answer: Catholic if it supports the masses, Salvation Army if it lifts the fallen, and Baptist if it makes mountains out of molehills.)
You're welcome.
Actually, I'd like to write a desnews column about how having a parent over the age of 75 means you're going to get 20 forwarded e-mails a day. But I think that's an idea I'll just keep to myself.
I was going to answer which one mine was, but then I thought, wait, this is the internet.
ReplyDeleteI like the Rodeo Queen.
Mustn't leave out the Mormon bra that supports 2 witness!?! (I just made that up - pretty lame, huh?)
ReplyDeleteOh, and in my morning bleariness, I tried to don 2 bras today - for double the support today, I guess. I am getting old!
Have a great day, Renae
I mean WITNESSES!!
ReplyDeleteI get similar emails from my mom, but she's a little bit younger than the Rodeo Queen. I think its because it took her so long to discover email that by the time she did she was so amazed at what it could accomplish.
ReplyDeleteMy 10 year old daughter does the same thing, but they all have LOL in the title. No bras.
ReplyDeleteI love my Baptist bra. In fact, I may go as far as praising the Lord for it.
ReplyDeleteBra? Bra? Mine is the Statue of Liberty..."Give me your tired, worn....
ReplyDeletehuddled masses.....
ReplyDelete75? Try 50. And no matter how many times they've sent it to you, they think it's brand new every time. :)
ReplyDeletehuddled masses - now THAT'S funny. AND I've never seen it in an e-mail.
HA. Your mom.
ReplyDeleteIf we go shopping for them together does that mean our bras are the same religion?
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